In a major move indicating they may not recover from the $787 million Dominion lawsuit settlement, Fox News has officially parted ways with its most popular weeknight host.
Tucker Carlson, the subhuman ATM/Trump mouthpiece who was the network’s Great White Cash Cow, will no longer be spewing his propaganda from the Faux airwaves.
Not only that, he won’t even get a final show to say goodbye to his snowflake supporters, despite a promise on Friday that the show would “be back Monday.”
MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.
Here was the end of what turned out to be Tucker Carlson's final Fox News show last Friday. Certainly no indication that he didn't expect to be on the air tonight. In fact Tucker's final words are, "we'll be back on Monday." pic.twitter.com/F9R5MpWHDK
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 24, 2023
Spawned from a bowl of traitorous rancid rice pudding full of ancient dry raisins, Carlson’s show delved into the deep end of the worst conspiracies.
You might recall Tuckums encouraging his viewers to harass children who were wearing masks in public.
Maybe you’re also old enough to remember how Carlson will scapegoat literally anyone instead of holding Donny 34 Indictments accountable (Ray Epps has just entered the chat).
Perhaps you’re also familiar with Tucky’s take on Trump just before January 6th.
When Tucker Carlson isn’t defending violent insurrectionists and lying about the 2020 election, he’s secretly saying he “hate[s] Trump passionately.” pic.twitter.com/mxcfVytU7i
— The Democrats (@TheDemocrats) March 8, 2023
Fox News issued the kind of statement on Monday you’d expect them to give regarding a new hire who didn’t work out after a week instead of their top moneymaking MAGAt:
“Fox News Tonight will air live at 8 PM/ET starting this evening as an interim show helmed by rotating FOX News personalities until a new host is named,” Fox News said in a statement.
They then thanked Carlson “for his service to the network as a host and prior to that as a contributor.”
BRRRRRR that’s cold, Captain Swanson Frozen Dinners!
Literally no one will miss looking at his dumb privileged frozen food frat boy face while he immaturely spews bullying bs he doesn’t actually believe himself.
Twitter users were taking Tucker to the woodshed in the wake of the bombshell announcement.
After a $787M settlement with Dominion, Tucker Carlson is gone from Fox. pic.twitter.com/05Cytzw2ju
— Hoodlum 🇺🇸 (@NotHoodlum) April 24, 2023
Fox News trying to process Tucker Carlson’s paycheck after the settlement pic.twitter.com/I2CXM3oqCE
— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) April 24, 2023
TUCKER CARLSON GOT FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/s6DnWezRNm
— Renee (@PettyLupone) April 24, 2023
MAGA men everywhere after Tucker Carlson's sudden departure: pic.twitter.com/lmhwyBdA6b
— Derrick ♎ 🟧 🟦#BLM 🇺🇦 🏳️🌈 (@Spawn_03) April 24, 2023
Seems like a perfect day to remind everyone of the time Tucker Carlson got called "the worst human being known to mankind" straight to his face
H/t @MeidasTouch pic.twitter.com/qp2G5KgGg2
— Wu Tang is for the Children (@WUTangKids) April 24, 2023
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