March 31, 2023

ALT-DISNEY: DeSantis signs bill giving himself even more control

ALT-DISNEY: DeSantis signs bill giving himself even more control

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Florida Gov. “Reichstag” Ron DeSantis signed a bill on Monday to benefit his favorite supporter: himself.

DeathSantis is punishing Disney after the powerhouse entertainment conglomerate spoke out against his heinous MAGA agenda, specifically the “Don’t Say Gay” bill.

The new law is essentially a unilateral takeover of the Reedy Creek Improvement District, the government body which has been giving Disney some very unique powers in Central Florida for more than half a century.

DeSantis can now replace the district’s existing board of longtime Disney execs with a five-member body of his choosing.

What could possibly go wrong with Reischstag Ron appointing Bridget Ziegler, one of the uber-subjugated Moms For Liberty, whose husband just happens to be the new chairman of the Republican Party of Florida?

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Reischtag Ron and his Nazi buddies just can’t wait until they’re all big enough to ride the Haterides at Disney-Dachau

Reedy Creek will also be renamed as “the Central Florida Tourism Oversight District” (nothing Russian propaganda-y about that) and will be restricted in its use of the eminent domain rules. They’ve also lost some ever-used powers, including one that could have allowed Disney to build its own airport (or a nuclear plant).

“Disney came out against something that was really just about protecting young kids, and making sure that students are able to go to school learning to read, write, add, subtract, and not having a teacher tell them that they can change their gender,” DeSantis hate-spoke on Monday. “And I think most parents agree with that.”

Only the MAGA cult parents who are hell-bent on creating more MAGA cultists, Floriduh Man.

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Anyway, now that Disney Gay Days are probably a thing of the past, how long before Reischtag Ron renames all of the rides to reflect his new “non-woke” hate agenda?

The Hall of Presidents will probably be redone to skip over Barack Obama, too.

Tara Dublin

Tara Dublin is a woefully unrepresented writer who thinks more people would read her cool rock & roll love story inspired by Dave Grohl than any ghostwritten GOP crapbook, agents & publishers. Follow Tara on Twitter @taradublinrocks

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