Trump just outdid himself in an off-the-rails speech at Republican fundraising dinner

Tonight, the President of the United States gave an hour and twenty-eight-minute speech at the Spring NRCC fundraiser and managed once again to leave his guests stunned with his visible descent into preposterous delusion.

After revving up the crowd with some wild promises about how he’s going to singlehandedly fix the healthcare crisis in this country and gently ribbing his audience for being in the minority in Congress, things went off the rails.

First, he accused the audience of preparing to leak his speech to the media, despite the fact that it was being broadcast live on C-SPAN…

Before moving on to claim that the noise from wind farms causes cancer.

The president managed to combine two of his favorite subjects — hating on green energy and preposterous conspiracy — into one riff that is a clear example of how the wires are getting crossed in his grease-clogged brain.

The weirdness didn’t stop there. He moved on and then took some swipes at his likely rival Joe Biden over the former Vice-President’s recent slew of inappropriate touching allegations and left his audience bewildered with a deeply weird anecdote about asking for a kiss from, uh, a general:

This is a very strange development in Trump’s ongoing love affair with our nation’s extremely handsome generals, who he believes could be in movies but aren’t because Hollywood discriminates against the troops.

For two straight years, his speeches have been growing more and more bizarre as the pressures of office and the paranoia from the dozens of investigations take their toll. Once again, his own party has been presented with clear evidence that he is unfit to hold office, and once again we can count on them to do absolutely nothing about it.

Natalie Dickinson

Natalie is a staff writer for the Washington Press. She graduated from Oberlin College in 2010 and has been freelance blogging and writing for progressive outlets ever since.