META MIND: Trump once again takes credit for something he had nothing to do with If Al Gore didn’t already claim it, Trump would probably take credit for the entire internet.
PUTIN’S PUPPET: Once again, Donald declares his love for Daddy Vlad Trump chooses Putin over America EVERY TIME.
FRENEMY FALLOUT: DeSantis hits at Trump where it hurts with re-election jab The animosity between Donald Trump and Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, his chief rival for the GOP nomination, is growing every day.
UNHINGED ELEGY: Trump’s latest ketchup-soaked docu-drama Truth Social outburst is BANANAS National secrets aren’t classified as ‘cool keepsakes,’ dude.