ON BRAND: Trump’s Miami hotel is a messy mashup of creepy mannequins, bugs & wires MAGAts, keep your $500 a night and invest it in those Trump trading cards instead, k?
TRUMP DIRT SPILLED: Exec reveals details of Trump Org. tax cheats The Trump Org’s Controller, Jeff McConney, testified in the criminal tax fraud trial against the company, and Donnie can’t be happy with what he said.
UNSUITABLE: Vindictive Trump files another flimsy lawsuit against Letitia James It’s all he knows how to do.