IMMUNITY CLAWS: Ivanka conveniently manages to make herself useless again She’s too busy counting Jared’s Saudi money to get involved in Trump Org. drama.
CRIME SCENE: Social media has a party after Trump Org. guilty verdicts Trump-flavored schadenfreude is the best tasting schadenfreude!
BOTTOMLESS: Saudi Arabia sucks scarce American resources dry with GOP blessing When it comes to GOP hypocrisy, the well never runs dry.
SAVED BY THE HELL: Once again Trump escapes a deposition due to tragedy No need for a Sharpie this time.