The president horrified the assembled press with a disgraceful show of victim-blaming and suspiciously racist comments about sand.

Terrifying new audio has emerged from a conference held at Trump’s Miami golf resort this weekend.

The president’s eyes and ears in Congress was denied entry to the deposition of Fiona Hill because he wasn’t on the committee — and a tantrum quickly followed.

Earlier today, Trump sent more troops to Arabia after taking them out of Syria and betraying the Kurds. His excuse to the media left a sour taste in the nation’s mouth.