Professional lunatic conspiracy theorist Alex Jones used the money he grifted from his InfoWars audience of smooth brains to buy himself all kinds of really weird personal gifts to pamper himself, according to bankruptcy filings in Texas.
Thursday’s filing came after a judge required Jones to submit more accurate financials, revealing a whopping $4.8 million in previously undisclosed assets for a total wealth of $14.7 million.
Aside from dropping $100,000 on guns, the vile Sandy Hook bully is holding on to guns owned by two January 6th Capitol riot defendants who are currently facing prosecution, so that’s great and sooo kind of Jones.
Qrazy also gifted himself with over $50K worth of cufflinks and watches, and bought a “small fleet” of three boats worth over $100K, the filing shows.
They probably looked great being towed behind one of his many luxury vehicles worth over $200K.
It’s interesting to learn that Jones once co-owned a helicopter, according to the filing, but later sold his stake in exchange for the rights to “eight helicopter trips a year” which just makes him sound like an extra crazy overgrown lunatic child.
If that’s not enough of a peek into the same mind who thought it was okay to harass the bereaved Sandy Hook parents for YEARS, there’s even more nutbag stuff in the filing.
Jones made a $4,000 purchase of a cryogenic freezing chamber, because of the trend to try to slow the aging process by freezing and then defrosting yourself.
Or something like that.
The false prophet-for-profit is cryogenically crying poverty, claiming in the filing that he doesn’t own any stocks or bonds, and has just a little more than $200,000 in bank accounts.
Jones, however, actually made a few smart investments when he bought up a bunch of real estate.
The Daily Beast reports that Jones has a $1.75 million lake house on Texas’ Lake Travis, a home worth $3.26 million, and a Texas farm property valued at more than $2 million.
In related news, Jones has other financial worries he won’t be able to fulfill.
His estranged former wife, Kelly, says Jones owes her millions as well because — GUESS WHAT? — Jones is also a deadbeat dad.
This morning, Notorious "daddy" Alex Jones is refusing to pay me back money he owes so his own daughter can have glasses and see in school.
This was after he promising her "he would pay" for her glasses with her own money (and years owed child-support reimbursements, or my… pic.twitter.com/fTE9o0bcot
— Kelly Jones (@RealKellyJones) April 1, 2023
BYE, QRAZY DEMON!
Alex Jones ordered to pay almost one BILLION to Sandy Hook victims.
I hope they are relieved but watching this it’s clear that their loss is overwhelming.
I am very happy that demon will be bankrupt but my heart breaks for these families. Still. And always. pic.twitter.com/lJVbCOHuzU
— Renee (@PettyLupone) October 12, 2022
Let’s hope that the judge finds every penny that Alex Jones has and makes sure it all goes to the Sandy Hook parents whose lives he made even more miserable
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