South Carolina Senator Lindsey “Fainting Couch” Graham’s hands must really hurt from clutching his pearls so hard on Fox News Thursday night.
The fey confirmed bachelor barely held back his flow of MAGA tears as he discussed the Manhattan grand jury’s decision to indict Donald Trump on 32 counts, sad!
The fully compromised subhuman empty bottle of gin used to have something that resembled a spine back in 2016, when he regularly spoke out against the supremely unqualified GOP nominee.
Graham called Trump a “kook” and said all kinds of other things with something like strength in his voice.
But then Trump cheated just enough to “win,” and a few months later, he invited Lindsey out for a day on the golf course.
When he returned, Lindsey was fully compromised and told us so.
How bad did he beat me? I did better in the presidential race than today on the golf course!
Great fun. Great host.
— Lindsey Graham (@LindseyGrahamSC) October 9, 2017
I imagine it went a little something like this:
Trump (teeing up both his golf ball AND Graham): So, Linds, what was that photo of you I saw the other night? Terrible stuff, really. Embarrassing, if you ask me. Shame if it got out and everybody knew. Too bad.
Lindsey (trying to control his bladder and bowels): I…I…I…uh…
Trump: (hitting the ball not that far): Ah, don’t worry about it, I’m sure we can figure out a way to keep everyone from seeing that picture of you and that boy.
And, scene.
Cut to Leningrad Lindsey really regretting that choice every single miserable day since, as proven by his residency inside a gin bottle under a fainting couch in one of his many closets.
Please fetch me a golden chalice so that I may drink up every last salty drop of Leningrad Lindsey’s crocodile MAGA tears.
Lindsey Graham appears to be on the verge of crying pic.twitter.com/Ihxt5CYUX4
— Acyn (@Acyn) March 31, 2023
COPE HARDER, CRYBABY!
They’re really going to grift the poorly educated over this instead of getting ahead of Trump’s testimony by admitting how he compromised them all.
It only got worse for Lindsey on Friday, when he tweeted actual calls to violence. I’m guessing he’s been in a full blackout since before he even went on Fox on Thursday night. As of this update, the tweets were still on his account.
Twitter was soaking up the karmic schadenfreude as well on Friday, because TRUMP INDICTMENTS.
Somebody needs to take #LeningradLindsey’s phone out of his right hand & the gin bottle out of his left one & then
get him to a rehab facility immediately pic.twitter.com/RhKeBZ1E5A— Tara Dublin (@taradublinrocks) March 31, 2023
If you'd told me we were going to get trump indictments AND Lindsey Graham crying about it on live TV both in the same day, I'd have said you were nuts and let's fucking goooooo pic.twitter.com/ctSbEq5dMc
— BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ (@mmpadellan) March 31, 2023
Lindsey is flaming mad! But make sure the cult leader gets your money. A few days ago, 6 people where shot & killed (including 3 9yos) and Lindsey wasn’t this mad. Says a lot about what matters most to @LindseyGrahamSC and that’s Dear Leader pic.twitter.com/FAXe1iK4UY
— Khary Penebaker (@kharyp) March 31, 2023
Here’s an exclusive picture of Lindsey Graham showing up at Fox News to defend Trump on Hannity. pic.twitter.com/AXcWrbkHAR
— The USA Singers (@TheUSASingers) March 31, 2023
WHAT IS WRONG WITH LINDSEY GRAHAM?
What would cause a weasel like GOP Sen. #LindseyGraham to be so upset?
Could it be that he is scared for himself?
What has Lindsey been hiding?#VoteBlue #ResistanceUnited
👇🏼
pic.twitter.com/llf3OYPAub— Samia Ali Salama ✍️ (@SamiaAliSalama) March 31, 2023
Lindsey Graham is Trump's Hostage by @gregolear https://t.co/jkHZbvC0FZ
— Cheri Jacobus (@CheriJacobus) November 29, 2019
