March 16, 2023

INSECURE: MTG shares classified info during Qrazy border hearing

INSECURE: MTG shares classified info during Qrazy border hearing

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You don’t have to be a sitting member of Congress to know that sharing classified government information in a public setting is the polar opposite of acceptable.

Sadly, Georgia Hillbilly Neanderthal Marjorie Taylor Greene IS a sitting member of Congress, so guess what she did?

The subhuman version of an AK-47 in cheap Ross clothing–who’s allowed to sit on the House Homeland Security Committee while she’s the biggest walking security threat in Congress–casually exposed what one border patrol official said was “classified information” during a hearing on Wednesday.

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Someone just throw her a piece of mackerel already so she’ll stfu for two seconds

While badgering U.S. Border Patrol Chief Raul Ortiz about an alleged incident regarding explosives found near the U.S. border, Marge dropped some classified info out of her drawling hatemouth:

“Chief Ortiz, are you aware that there was an explosive device found by Border Patrol agents on January 17th in an area called No Man’s Land, and there’s surveillance of who put it there?” she wondered. “And guess what? It wasn’t Americans; it was cartels. Are you aware of that?”

Ortiz deftly ducked joining Marge in breaking yet another law against the United States, saying instead that unlike her, he knows how to keep downlow things on the actual downlow.

“I will tell you that some of this information that I receive, I receive in a confidential SCIF”– that’s the “sensitive compartmented information facility” where Matt Gaetz enjoys pizza deliveries–“so I’m going to be a little hesitant of briefing what I know and what I don’t know with respect to some of those, an event like that,” Ortiz explained.

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“I understand, Chief Ortiz, but I’m not going to be confidential because I think people deserve to know,” Greene whined. “Our Border Patrol agents should not be in those types of conditions where they are at risk of being blown to pieces by the cartels, who, by the way, are criminals, and they should be treated as such.”

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But like all MAGA Morons, Marge can’t abide any actual truths slipping through a hearing on her watch.

This is what the dumb science denier thought was a threat to the United States.

And speaking of “criminals blowing people to pieces,” Marjorie Nazi Greene, it’s kind of weird how your shoes match the January 6th bomber’s, and no matter how many times I’ve asked her, she just won’t explain why she was at a January 6th plotting meeting at the White House before she was sworn into office.

Tara Dublin

Tara Dublin is a woefully unrepresented writer who thinks more people would read her cool rock & roll love story inspired by Dave Grohl than any ghostwritten GOP crapbook, agents & publishers. Follow Tara on Twitter @taradublinrocks

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