Rep. George “Anthony Devolder Zabrovsky Kitara Ravache Jingleheimer Schmidt” Santos (R-NY-ish) is currently under a House Ethics investigation for being a criminal fraud while being wanted by the Brazilian police for the same exact reason.
This hasn’t stopped him from filing paperwork to run again in 2024, because criminal MAGAts have to keep putting on a show for their voting base.
No one has yet to disprove my theory that Santos is just another malleable MAGA plant like Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert, chosen by GOP leadership as expendable useful idiots to spread Putin’s propaganda while they still have their razor-thin House majority.
Santos is still in Congress while these investigations continue, so he feels entitled to introduce a bill full of ageism that calls into question the mental acuity of the legitimately elected President of the United States.
If passed, the President would have to take the test on January 1st of each year, or else the White House would “lose funding for official travel.”
BRB, I have go find a Kleenex to sop up all of these tears from laughing hysterically at this bullshittery.
Honestly, if hypocrisy was something you could hold in your hands, this batch would burn right through your flesh and fall to the ground in a steaming stinkpile.
Miz Kitara hasn’t been able to rope in any co-sponsors for his ridiculous “Executive Mental Competency Protection Act of 2023,” which would “test general intellect, reading and comprehension, attention and concentration, processing speed, learning and memory, reasoning, executive functions, visuospatial skills, motor speed and dexterity, mood and personality, and memory retention.”
Why not just demand televised brain surgery of the sitting President while you’re at it, Miss Thing? I mean, “visuospatial skills”?
Gurl, please, you were out there claiming your shoes got stolen from you on “55th & 5th Avenue” along with literally every other lie that’s fallen out of your busted Augustus Gloop-face.
Twitter was all OH NO SHE BETTAH DON’T and dragged the former draggy queen to utter filth for his latest laughable losering.
The mere thought that anybody in NY-3 would ever vote for George Santos – the biggest liar in American political history – is the height of comedy.@Santos4Congress deserves to be in jail, not on the campaign trail. We won't stop holding him accountable until he's gone. https://t.co/l9Fnyqz0Y7
— Josh Lafazan (@JoshLafazan) March 14, 2023
George Santos is a liar, fraud, and a conman. pic.twitter.com/lbN81zccp4
— Tony – Resistance (@TonyHussein4) March 14, 2023
George Santos will be going to jail.
What do you think his prison name is going to be? https://t.co/ZphngbhqhL
— Marmel (@Marmel) March 13, 2023