April 1, 2023

LAUGHABLE: Lying fraud Santos has the nerve to seek re-election & demand this of Biden

LAUGHABLE: Lying fraud Santos has the nerve to seek re-election & demand this of Biden

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Rep. George “Anthony Devolder Zabrovsky Kitara Ravache Jingleheimer Schmidt” Santos (R-NY-ish) is currently under a House Ethics investigation for being a criminal fraud while being wanted by the Brazilian police for the same exact reason.

This hasn’t stopped him from filing paperwork to run again in 2024, because criminal MAGAts have to keep putting on a show for their voting base.

No one has yet to disprove my theory that Santos is just another malleable MAGA plant like Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert, chosen by GOP leadership as expendable useful idiots to spread Putin’s propaganda while they still have their razor-thin House majority.

Santos is still in Congress while these investigations continue, so he feels entitled to introduce a bill full of ageism that calls into question the mental acuity of the legitimately elected President of the United States.

OK Trumpplant.

Video of George Santos in full drag reveals secret persona of the Long Island Rep | Marca

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If passed, the President would have to take the test on January 1st of each year, or else the White House would “lose funding for official travel.”

BRB, I have go find a Kleenex to sop up all of these tears from laughing hysterically at this bullshittery.

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Honestly, if hypocrisy was something you could hold in your hands, this batch would burn right through your flesh and fall to the ground in a steaming stinkpile.

Miz Kitara hasn’t been able to rope in any co-sponsors for his ridiculous “Executive Mental Competency Protection Act of 2023,” which would “test general intellect, reading and comprehension, attention and concentration, processing speed, learning and memory, reasoning, executive functions, visuospatial skills, motor speed and dexterity, mood and personality, and memory retention.”

Why not just demand televised brain surgery of the sitting President while you’re at it, Miss Thing? I mean, “visuospatial skills”?

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Gurl, please, you were out there claiming your shoes got stolen from you on “55th & 5th Avenue” along with literally every other lie that’s fallen out of your busted Augustus Gloop-face.

Twitter was all OH NO SHE BETTAH DON’T and dragged the former draggy queen to utter filth for his latest laughable losering.

Tara Dublin

Tara Dublin is a woefully unrepresented writer who thinks more people would read her cool rock & roll love story inspired by Dave Grohl than any ghostwritten GOP crapbook, agents & publishers. Follow Tara on Twitter @taradublinrocks

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