March 16, 2023

GRAND-MAR: Adamantly opposed to sex-ed, this 36-year-old Republican is about to become a granny

GRAND-MAR: Adamantly opposed to sex-ed, this 36-year-old Republican is about to become a granny

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Mother of the Year Rep. Lauren “Grand Canyon” Boebert (Q-CO via Ted Cruz’s friend’s Aspen timeshare, WINK WINK) recently announced with great white pride that her 17-year-old son Tyler, who was conceived in the front seat of a pickup truck when she was his age, is about to make her a 36-year-old grandmother.


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36-year-old Granny Bobo, folks!

Republicans are out there screaming the quiet parts out loud, particularly about this “New Baby Boom” they’re creating by banning abortion while railing against teaching comprehensive sex education in schools.

It’s a confusing equation for me because the math is pretty clear: teaching kids how to prevent unplanned pregnancies would lead to a reduction in the number of abortions performed in this country. And isn’t that what the GOP wants?

Just kidding, I know the GOP wants to create its own Master Race by building a carefully taught compliant White subjugated drone army from scratch as fast as possible to finally wipe out all Others.

And they’re literally starting at home.

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“We are raising our four boys to be men before liberals teach them to be women,” Granny Bobo transphobed during her “speech” at CPAC. And “not only am I a mom of four boys, but come April, I will be a Gigi to a brand new grandson.”

“Gigi” is one of those words women who know they’re way too young to be grandmothers call themselves so they don’t sound old, btw.

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The hypocrisy burns like an STD she picked up at CPAC.

Granny Bobo Dropout hates sex education but thinks it’s cute that she’s on track to be a great-grandmother before she hits 60.

This trash is in our House. This is the messaging the GOP wants your kids to believe.

“There are schools that are teaching worse than just gender ideology,” Granny Bobo GED said during the same hate speech. “I mean they have comprehensive sex-ed. They’re teaching kids how to have and enjoy sex – and even same-sex sex.”

Yeah, how dare anyone teach kids to treat their own bodies and the bodies of others with respect instead of hatred!

If only the GOP actually cared about letting other people discover their sexuality for themselves instead of suppressing it as soon as they can.

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Thankfully Twitter caught the hypocrisy while it was still hot and fresh from the source.

Tara Dublin

Tara Dublin is a woefully unrepresented writer who thinks more people would read her cool rock & roll love story inspired by Dave Grohl than any ghostwritten GOP crapbook, agents & publishers. Follow Tara on Twitter @taradublinrocks

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