March 24, 2023

FETTERED: Florida GOP introduces six-week abortion ban as part of grand plan to control women

FETTERED: Florida GOP introduces six-week abortion ban as part of grand plan to control women

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The GOP is a death cult hellbent on controlling the American population thanks to being fully compromised by Putin via his subhuman stooge, Donald Trump.

Maybe I’m oversimplifying, but it’s really obvious that the Republican Party is about as far from being “pro-life” as people can get. How else to explain their overt bloodlust to remove all basic human rights from their own voting base?

Republicans are senselessly working overtime to erase all American history that makes white people look bad while voting to take away all of the good things Democrats have fought for: Free speech. SNAP benefits. Social Security. Access to healthcare. Clean water. Basic bodily autonomy.

And nowhere is this hateful ideology more glaringly obvious than in The People’s Republic of Floridstan, where Herr Ron “Tiny D” DeSantis has turned the state into his own personal Reichstag Fire.

Florida's new abortion law violates religious freedom, synagogue says : NPR

The dangling flaccid penile implant of America is sinking ever lower into its own swamplands full of alligators and cocaine as the state GOP works overtime to suppress and subjugate all potential birthing vessels.

On Tuesday, the first day of Florida’s Legislative session, the Floriduh control freaks made a move that only violates the state’s Constitution (which I assume is written on the back of a ripped Michelob Ultra label) by introducing a bill that bans abortions after six weeks.

Most “host bodies” aren’t even aware they’ve missed a period at that point, but since MAGAts are repressed freaks who are terrified of learning about how babies are actually made, science facts don’t matter.

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It’s all about control for these mediocre men, and I for one am more than ready for the Handmaids to rise up and fight back against the Commanders.

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Editor’s note: This is an opinion column that solely reflects the opinions of the author.

Tara Dublin

Tara Dublin is a woefully unrepresented writer who thinks more people would read her cool rock & roll love story inspired by Dave Grohl than any ghostwritten GOP crapbook, agents & publishers. Follow Tara on Twitter @taradublinrocks

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