March 31, 2023

SPLIT: George and Kellyanne Conway to finally end their marital charade

SPLIT: George and Kellyanne Conway to finally end their marital charade

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Pour one out for the end of “The George & Kellyanne Conway Show,” a mediocre fever dream of performative politics staged at the world’s worst amateur dinner theater.

That’s right, the creepiest couple of the modern political era since Donald and Melania is calling it quits after 22 years of an unholy alliance that nobody ever understood, according to The New York Post‘s Page Six.

The poor MAGAman’s version of James Carville and Mary Matalin sure had a good run double-teaming the MSM, didn’t they?

George and Kellyanne Conway played them all with their “Bad Cop in a Bad Suit/Bad Cop-Haunted Marionette Trapped Inside a Box of Wine” routine while fully neglecting their teenage daughter, Claudia.

This “marriage” was based on “alternative facts” the entire time, just like KKKellyanne’s stint in the White House.

Inside Kellyanne & George Conway's Marriage: How They Met, Love Story
Kellyanne: “And then I cooked and ate the kid!” George: “She did, and it was delicious.”

Why did it take so long? In her 2022 memoir Here’s the Deal, KKKellyanne (aka The Walking Hatch Act Violation) wrote that she considered her husband’s constant attacks on her former boss as “cheating by tweeting”.

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Are you also old enough to remember KKKellyanne blasting Trump before he hired her? Because I am.

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Oh, money, why do some people care about you more than democracy? SIGH.

Kellyanne’s former employer clearly chose his fascist fighter once he heard the news, taking to Truth Social to blast George as a “wacko” and “extremely unattractive” because every accusation is a confession from the addled Orange Menace.

“Congratulations to Kellyanne Conway on her DIVORCE from her wacko husband, Mr. Kellyanne Conway. Free at last, she has finally gotten rid of the disgusting albatross around her neck,” Trump wrote. “She is a great person, and will now be free to lead the kind of life that she deserves…and it will be a great life without the extremely unattractive loser by her side!”

OK, Trumper.

Trump mulled quitting the 2016 presidential race after vulgar 'Access Hollywood' tape was released, says Kellyanne Conway

Twitter’s take was full-on “Sorry, not sorry” about the seditious split on Saturday, so soak up the schadenfreude!

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Tara Dublin is a woefully underappreciated and unrepresented writer currently shopping a super cool novel that has nothing to do with politics while also fighting fascism on the daily.

Follow her on Twitter @taradublinrocks.

Editor’s note: This is an opinion column that solely reflects the opinions of the author.

Tara Dublin

Tara Dublin is a woefully unrepresented writer who thinks more people would read her cool rock & roll love story inspired by Dave Grohl than any ghostwritten GOP crapbook, agents & publishers. Follow Tara on Twitter @taradublinrocks

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