March 31, 2023

DUMPED: Trump hasn’t appeared on Fox since November thanks to “soft ban”

DUMPED: Trump hasn't appeared on Fox since November thanks to "soft ban"

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During the 2016 presidential campaign, Donald Trump used Fox News as his own personal sounding board, calling in at a moment’s notice to demand airtime to push his propaganda even faster to those MAGAts who weren’t on Twitter yet.

Seven years later, Faux has instilled a “soft ban” on Trump making any live appearances, according to the remaining losers on his skeleton crew of a staff.

TFG hasn’t been seen on Fox News since announcing his presidential bid in November.

His last regular weekday appearance on the disinfotainment network was in September 2022, when he was a guest on Sean “Client Number Three” Hannity’s show.

It was the one where Orange Blobby said a president could declassify documents “by thinking about it,” so he really went out at the bottom of his game.

Trump and his putrid Pulitzer prize putsch
The fakery at Fox News is some f*ckery

It’s another fun factoid to savor in the wake of the Dominion defamation lawsuit against the network, which revealed all kinds of truths about the lyingest liars to ever lie for a living.

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Meanwhile, all of Trump’s rivals–declared and not-yet-declared–for the 2024 Republican presidential nomination are frequent guests on Fox, including Vivek Ramaswamy, a right-wing activist and entrepreneur who’s already appeared on Fox four times.

Now that Donny can’t sit with all of his former MAGA Meanies anymore, where will he be able to boundlessly bloviate his bullshittery?

$5 in Trump Bucks says this is why we’re seeing his remaining Congressional MAGA minions, Sen. Ted “Trump’s Toilet AND Bidet” Cruz (R-TX via his hidden self-torture room), pushing so hard for Newsmax to get back on DirecTV.

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Shorter version, if you can’t bear to listen to Senator Wheelie Bag justify the spread of propaganda to the MAGA masses who don’t sheeple on social media: “We need to reach as many Trump supporters as possible so we can keep feeding them lies!”

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Honestly, how can MAGA stand all of this losing when they were promised so much winning?


Tara Dublin

Tara Dublin is a woefully unrepresented writer who thinks more people would read her cool rock & roll love story inspired by Dave Grohl than any ghostwritten GOP crapbook, agents & publishers. Follow Tara on Twitter @taradublinrocks

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