April 1, 2023

CARA-VANQUISHED: Santos voters stage a car parade to drive him out of Congress

CARA-VANQUISHED: Santos voters stage a car parade to drive him out of Congress

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MAGA Plant and professional criminally fraudulent opportunistic liar Rep. George “Anthony Devolder Zabrovsky Kitara Ravache Jingleheimer Schmidt” Santos (R-NY-ish) has been quoted as saying he’s been a “terrible liar” who would resign if enough of his constituents demanded it.

Well, Georgie Boy, take a gander at the “Drive Out Santos” car parade — y’all MAGAts love a car parade, am I right? — where voters from his district made it clear that not only do they want him out of Congress, but they also expect legal consequences for his endless grifts.

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“There’s my Jew-ish drag queen!”

Organizer Casey Sabella told CBS News that she believes Santos has “told too many lies” to continue as her representative.

“Every day Congress doesn’t do something about it is an insult to our country,” said Sabella.

But Savage Sabella wasn’t done with her Santos schadenfreude, and I’m here for every last delicious crumb.

“On your caravan route today you will be going by different locations that highlight some of those lies,” Sabella told people participating in the caravan. “You will drive past the Citibank, where he claimed to have worked.”

Perhaps they also could duck into a Rite Aid to grab some cream for Santos to put on those third-degree burns.

The more than a dozen cars decorated with messages and signs also made a stop at a Jewish center because voters said they were misled into believing Santos was Jewish.

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“To have somebody lie about being Jewish and lie about the Holocaust is just incredibly offensive,” one constituent told the local CBS affiliate.

“We don’t know who this man is,” another constituent said.

That enough for you yet, Kitara?

You can add mine to the chorus of angry voices demanding you resign immediately. And I’m a belting contralto, sis, so really don’t mess with me.

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This is what democracy looks like, not whatever Santos is still doing in our House of Representatives — which lately has been all about backing abhorrent bills which would ban LGBTQIA+ content from schools and public libraries or make the AR-15 the “National Gun of America.”

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Tara Dublin is a woefully underappreciated and unrepresented writer currently shopping a super cool novel that has nothing to do with politics while also fighting fascism on the daily.

Follow her on Twitter @taradublinrocks.

Editor’s note: This is an opinion column that solely reflects the opinions of the author.

Tara Dublin

Tara Dublin is a woefully unrepresented writer who thinks more people would read her cool rock & roll love story inspired by Dave Grohl than any ghostwritten GOP crapbook, agents & publishers. Follow Tara on Twitter @taradublinrocks

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