Accused sex trafficking rapist MAGAt Matt Gaetz has literally gotten away with a whole lot of illegal things because he’s got a rich corrupt Florida Man Daddy who throws money at the constant problems his son causes.
Spawned in a swamp full of alligators and cocaine, Gaetz is still on the House Judiciary Committee despite all of his awful.
Ethics, shmethics, his daddy bought his freedom and his seat in our actual real Congress where he gets to make decisions that impact other people.
Gaetz’s smug Florida frat boy takes on everything make him one of the most thoroughly unlikeable members of the House GOP, with a 0% rating with the Human Rights Campaign and a 100% rating with the antigay hate group Family Research Council.
So it wasn’t a surprise to see Gaetz out there on Sunday commenting on Nikki “Nimrata” Haley being a female person above the age of consent, which isn’t really in his wheelhouse.
Gaetz was late to the dragging of Don Lemon, who really stepped in it earlier this week by saying Haley “wasn’t in her prime” because her age starts with *GASP AND CLUTCH ALL OF YOUR PEARLS* the number 5.
Lemon’s awkward apology really didn’t help much, but Gaetz couldn’t let the opportunity to pile on a Black man pass him by.
“Nikki Haley is absolutely in her prime,” Gaetz tweeted on Sunday. “Still not interested!”
Way to be glaringly obtuse, Captain Venmo.
You might recall that Gaetz was the lone “no” vote when it came to passing an anti-sex trafficking bill.
Tell us you were worried about the active investigation into your own (I have to say alleged, but WE KNOW) rape and sex trafficking of teenage girls without telling us, Rapey McForehead.
Gaetz also used his official government Twitter account to harass me and encourage his followers to do the same after he did a segment of his dumb “Firebrand” podcast about me in September 2021.
I got rape and death threats. Gaetz got away with all of it.
Matt Gaetz is harassing @taradublinrocks & trying to sic his crazies on her. This is no joke, as we all know that MAGAs are inclined toward violence. Pls report him and his tweet. Thanks. https://t.co/LTyw7q6R6h
— firstname.lastname@example.org ✍🏻 📢 (@jennycohn1) September 27, 2021
Thankfully, the court of Twitter is always in session and has repeatedly found Gaetz guilty of being a vile disgusting creeper.
You’re not interested in girls above 15 years of age.
— Chef (@LMAOpolitics) February 19, 2023
Prime for you is 15, molester.
— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) February 19, 2023
Isn’t it great that a compromised sex trafficking rapist is currently sitting on House Judiciary?
Hey Rapey McForehead Captain Venmo, have you harassed any U.S. citizens lately? Or are you too busy hanging out with murderers in our House? @JudiciaryDemshttps://t.co/I3fW7hNJsf
— Tara Dublin (@taradublinrocks) February 12, 2023
Tara Dublin is a woefully underappreciated and unrepresented writer currently shopping a super cool novel that has nothing to do with politics while also fighting fascism on the daily.
Follow her on Twitter @taradublinrocks.
Editor’s note: This is an opinion column that solely reflects the opinions of the author.