PUTIN’S PUPPET: Once again, Donald declares his love for Daddy Vlad

PUTIN'S PUPPET: Once again, Donald declares his love for Daddy Vlad

We’re all old enough to remember when Donald Trump went on Russian TV to praise Putin over Barack Obama while he was campaigning in 2016.

I SCREAMED about that at the time, BUT HER EMAILS were getting all the attention.

Nice work, Russian propaganda machine!

It’s infuriating that not enough people cared that Trump has been owned by Vladimir Putin since 1987, when the “successful businessman” met the up-and-coming KGB agent and helped him establish a foothold for the Russian mob in the United States.

At first, Desperate Donald was easily duped into believing he would be rewarded for his loyalty.

Unlike Donald’s awful and emotionally unavailable parents, Putin paid attention to him and promised him all kinds of things like the evil groomer he is.

Nobody knows when Dumb Donald discovered that he had actually given up all of his autonomy in exchange for some extra digits in his bank account.

But you may recall that Manhattan’s mealy-mouthed chauvinist playboy never mentioned running for President until after he was fully under Daddy Vlad’s thumb.

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Putin’s patience paid off in 2016 when the plot to plant his stooge in the White House actually worked, because Bill Barr helped!

What If Trump Has Been a Russian Asset Since 1987?
“I have two words for you: PEE TAPE.”

ICYMI (the MSM sure did), Trump has been openly praising Putin over American intelligence “lowlifes” for YEARS, so I don’t get why anyone finds his most recent confession disguised as an accusation “shocking” when he’s just repeating himself:

“Remember in Helsinki when a 3rd rate reporter asked me, essentially, who I trusted more, President Putin of Russia, or our ‘Intelligence’ lowlifes,” Trump sharted all over Truth Social on Tuesday.

“My instinct at the time was that we had really bad people in the form of James Comey, McCabe (whose wife was being helped out by Crooked Hillary while Crooked was under investigation!), Brennan, Peter Strzok (whose wife is at the SEC) & his lover, Lisa Page. Now add McGonigal & other slime to the list. Who would you choose, Putin or these Misfits?”


Trump chooses Putin over America EVERY TIME.

Trump’s blatantly open preference for “Russher” should’ve kept him out of the White House.

The last time I checked, treason has serious consequences, but I guess it doesn’t apply to protected Russian assets like Donald Trump.

Tara Dublin

Tara Dublin is a woefully unrepresented writer who thinks more people would read her cool rock & roll love story inspired by Dave Grohl than any ghostwritten GOP crapbook, agents & publishers. Follow Tara on Twitter @taradublinrocks