February 7, 2023

TWIT WAFFLES: Musk has ruined so much, “bot” is still in charge—barely

TWIT WAFFLES: Musk has ruined so much bot is still in charge--barely

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Elon Musk has now lost more personal wealth than any other mediocre billionaire in history, and Twitter is literally paying the price because of it.


Not only has Twitter stopped paying rent at its offices around the world, but there’s also apparently no one making sure it’s running smoothly.

How else to explain why users have been seeing nothing but MAGA tweets from Republicans they don’t follow in the new “For You” tab when it’s not for them at all?

Musk–who unsurprisingly didn’t resign even after a poll he created showed an overwhelming majority of users wanted him gone because we never wanted him there in the first place–is finding out what happens when your ego literally writes checks you can’t pay.

Elon Musk's Twitter Poll: Over 57% of Users Say He Should Step Down - Variety
NARRATOR: He did not abide by the results of this poll

Old tweets are also getting recycled just as some serious consequences are coming down the pike for Donald Trump, how strange!

For some reason on Sunday, this old tweet of mine from October 10–right around the time Elon took over, weird!–came back, with so many horrific garbage takes in the comments.

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So…I think most of us are clear on this.

Putin bad. Ukraine good.

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However, a quick glance through some of those comments is a study of why you should NEVER REPLY TO THE BOTS.

But not if you’ve been irresponsibly farmed by a programmer in a cubicle somewhere in Macedonia or something.

Or someone hacked your account.

Or you just haven’t grasped the ability to find out real info for yourself.

When things get extra bad in TrumpWorld, there’s usually a Twitter distraction to offset it.

And things have never been so bad for the Orange Menace as they are right now. E. Jean Carroll, Letitia James, and Fani Willis–the Truth-Telling Trifecta–are all poised to bring him to actual justice, the kind you can’t distract from.

So why wouldn’t Elon try the same tactic by allowing a whole new array of pro-Putin bots to trend “#StandWithRussia” while also creating disinfo around America’s longstanding allyship with Ukraine?

He’s also connected to the Russian dictator who is definitely NOT our ally.

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Elon is facing serious legal consequences related to his exploding Tesla deathmobiles as well as the tweets he wrote about the company while negotiating his Twitter takeover.

Why not make some lady a scapegoat so he doesn’t look so bad?

Fragile white male overcompensation is a blight on this planet.


Tara Dublin

Tara Dublin is a woefully unrepresented writer who thinks more people would read her cool rock & roll love story inspired by Dave Grohl than any ghostwritten GOP crapbook, agents & publishers. Follow Tara on Twitter @taradublinrocks

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