Rep. Lauren “Squeaky” Boebert (Q-CO by way of Ted Cruz’s buddy’s Aspen timeshare) — aka the dumbest person in Congress now that Madison Cawthorn is gone — is rumored to have paid someone to have taken her fourth GED exam for her while she was campaigning in 2020.
It’s easy enough to believe Bobo cheated her way into her seat with plenty of help. She’s honestly a perfect mark for the Gross Old Pervs because she’s so eager to please thanks to a lifetime of Daddy issues.
We’re stuck with Squeaky’s stupidity for another two years (unless Merrick Garland actually does anything) and I wonder how much lower she can go while she’s already spending so much time on her knees.
We’ve heard a lot of dumb stuff from the same nincompoop who tweeted “This is 1776” along with Nancy Pelosi’s whereabouts on January 6th, but take a deep breath before watching her Sunday appearance on Fox News with Dan “Twitter Instablocker” Bongino.
While discussing House GOP kicking certain Democrats off of their respective Committees out of pure spite, Bobo went after Democratic Reps. Adam Schiff and Eric Swalwell of California, aka MAGA’s favorite targets because they took part in Trump’s impeachments. Schiff also sat on the January 6th Committee.
While slamming Schiff, Squeaky actually said one of the reasons he needs to be removed from the House Intelligence Committee is that he’s a “conspiracy theorist.”
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Yes, the same person who pushes QAnonsense on both of her Twitter accounts went there, and Dan Bagina let her. With added bonus threats to my Dem Crush, Eric Swalwell!
Boebert says Adam Schiff should be removed from the Intel Committee because he is a conspiracy theorist. pic.twitter.com/1KLums6MYv
— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) January 15, 2023
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Boebert says Eric Swalwell should be removed from the Intel Committee because “he’s obviously sold out to China.” pic.twitter.com/SSdE9SkdcB
— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) January 15, 2023
So, that’s the mentality in our real House of Representatives right now.
Let’s start electing smart people again, please. And preferably smart people who also don’t threaten the livelihoods of their Democratic colleagues because they love their guns more than their kids.
Here’s @laurenboebert’s quote. As soon as she made it *shocker* our phones, email, and DMs are flooded with threats repeating Boebert’s lies. There’s a straight line here. So why do MAGA chaos agents like Boebert say this? Their intent is to aim violence at their enemies. pic.twitter.com/fBRWEPqLsK
— Rep. Eric Swalwell (@RepSwalwell) January 15, 2023
Meanwhile, Twitter was having a nice Sunday roast of Boebert for brunch.
We already know your dumba$$ was live texting the location of Speaker of the House (Pelosi). It doesn’t get any lower than that. Had she been found those inbreds that stormed the Capitol would have probably killed her…and you would still be acting as if you did nothing wrong.
— Richard N. Ojeda, II (@Ojeda4America) January 14, 2023
Ms Salmonella! your blatant misrepresentation of the facts & your brutal betrayal of the truth! is 100% counting on! that the majority of Americans believe your dumb ass bullshit! Not the case! You won by the hair of your Chinny Chin Chin! Your recipe for pork sliders is deadly!! pic.twitter.com/Cw7qrtp0D4
— Frank D'Angelo What's Life without a Dream? (@FrankDangelo23) January 15, 2023
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You seem to forget we all saw it play out live. What we REALLY want to see is any CCTV footage of the Capitol building from Jan. 5th when you were giving tours to insurrectionists.
— Jonathan Goldman (@akjakalope) January 14, 2023
Hello police I’d like to report a full blown massacre of irony #LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb https://t.co/2J3YTyqjAj
— Tara Dublin (@taradublinrocks) January 15, 2023
Tara Dublin is a woefully underappreciated and unrepresented writer currently shopping a super cool novel that has nothing to do with politics while also fighting fascism on the daily.
Follow her on Twitter @taradublinrocks.
Editor’s note: This is an opinion column that solely reflects the opinions of the author.
