March 20, 2023

LAUGH OF THE DAY: Wait until you hear why Lauren Boebert wants Adam Schiff off the Intel Committee

LAUGH OF THE DAY: Wait until you hear why Lauren Boebert wants Adam Schiff off the Intel Committee

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Rep. Lauren “Squeaky” Boebert (Q-CO by way of Ted Cruz’s buddy’s Aspen timeshare) — aka the dumbest person in Congress now that Madison Cawthorn is gone — is rumored to have paid someone to have taken her fourth GED exam for her while she was campaigning in 2020.

It’s easy enough to believe Bobo cheated her way into her seat with plenty of help. She’s honestly a perfect mark for the Gross Old Pervs because she’s so eager to please thanks to a lifetime of Daddy issues.

We’re stuck with Squeaky’s stupidity for another two years (unless Merrick Garland actually does anything) and I wonder how much lower she can go while she’s already spending so much time on her knees.

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FUN FACT: Bobo added the fake glasses to look smarter/fulfill too many MAGA naughty librarian fantasies (probably)

We’ve heard a lot of dumb stuff from the same nincompoop who tweeted “This is 1776” along with Nancy Pelosi’s whereabouts on January 6th, but take a deep breath before watching her Sunday appearance on Fox News with Dan “Twitter Instablocker” Bongino.

While discussing House GOP kicking certain Democrats off of their respective Committees out of pure spite, Bobo went after Democratic Reps. Adam Schiff and Eric Swalwell of California, aka MAGA’s favorite targets because they took part in Trump’s impeachments. Schiff also sat on the January 6th Committee.

While slamming Schiff, Squeaky actually said one of the reasons he needs to be removed from the House Intelligence Committee is that he’s a “conspiracy theorist.”

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Yes, the same person who pushes QAnonsense on both of her Twitter accounts went there, and Dan Bagina let her. With added bonus threats to my Dem Crush, Eric Swalwell!

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So, that’s the mentality in our real House of Representatives right now.

Let’s start electing smart people again, please. And preferably smart people who also don’t threaten the livelihoods of their Democratic colleagues because they love their guns more than their kids.

Meanwhile, Twitter was having a nice Sunday roast of Boebert for brunch.

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Tara Dublin is a woefully underappreciated and unrepresented writer currently shopping a super cool novel that has nothing to do with politics while also fighting fascism on the daily.

Follow her on Twitter @taradublinrocks.

Editor’s note: This is an opinion column that solely reflects the opinions of the author.

Tara Dublin

Tara Dublin is a woefully unrepresented writer who thinks more people would read her cool rock & roll love story inspired by Dave Grohl than any ghostwritten GOP crapbook, agents & publishers. Follow Tara on Twitter @taradublinrocks

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