TOXIC TAKE: Boebert alienates her own constituents with Zelensky stunt

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You can say a lot of things about Rep. Lauren Boebert (Q-CO via Ted Cruz’s Koch buddies’ Vegas hotel suite), and one of her constituents certainly did in a letter published by her local paper, The Durango Herald.

Written by a woman named Carol Cure (which totally sounds like the name of an alter ego for a badass female superhero) ON CHRISTMAS DAY, even, this read is a true read to filth.

Cure excoriates Boebert and her new bestie, Matt “Captain Venmo” Gaetz, whom she snatched up after he stopped hanging out with Marjorie Taylor No-Longer-Greene’s teenage daughters, for being disrespectful to Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky during his address to Congress last week.

Report: Gaetz and Boebert Refused Screenings Before Zelenskyy Speech |
BOBO: You gonna text me dirty stuff while that loser is talkin? GAETZ: Heh heh heh heh heh yes

You may recall how Matty Fivehead and Bobo McGunho refused to go through security before Zelensky’s speech, which should’ve gotten them hauled off by some sort of law enforcement, and then sat on their phones tweeting a whole lot of bullshittery in between rounds of that hot new game, Words With Friends With Benefits.

Ms. Cure writes that by refusing to stand or applaud for Zelensky during his speech to Congress, Boebert “has once again embarrassed her 3rd Congressional District constituents and the entire country.”


“Boebert and Gaetz not only refused to acknowledge the heroism of Zelensky and his country’s 300-day fight to defend their freedom from Russian aggression,” Ms. Cure writes. “They are among a small group of far-right House members opposed to any future aid to Ukraine and are demanding a ‘full investigation’ into the aid already sent to help the war-torn country survive.”

See how simple it is to just tell the truth about the worst people?

It’s an act of pure shero-ism while the MAGA garbage fire continues to keep its pilot light going.

Liberal Twitter certainly enjoys a proper MAGA roast, so the reactions from those not shadowbanned by Big Brother Musk had some hot takes on Ms. Cure and her targets.

Read Carol Cure’s letter in full here

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Editor’s note: This is an opinion column that solely reflects the opinions of the author.

Tara Dublin

Tara Dublin is a woefully unrepresented writer who thinks more people would read her cool rock & roll love story inspired by Dave Grohl than any ghostwritten GOP crapbook, agents & publishers. Follow Tara on Twitter @taradublinrocks