January 29, 2023

IT’S OFFICIAL! Arizona certifies Kari Lake as a loser

IT'S OFFICIAL! Arizona certifies Kari Lake as a loser

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Kari Lake lost her election, and despite her MAGA grandstanding, she knows she lost her election.


That’s probably why The WicKKKed Witch of the Southwest hopped on her Dyson and flew directly to Florida, where presumably she can service the Orange McMenace at MAGA-Lago while probably setting herself up to be his running mate.

Benny Johnson Twitterissä: "This is a real photo of Kari Lake vacuuming the red carpet before meeting Donald Trump. A member of Kari team told us she insisted on personally making sure

Multiple media outlets reported on Monday that Arizona election officials certified the state’s vote canvass despite continuing court challenges from GOP candidates.

Phoenix’s Fox10 News reports that the certification was signed by Arizona Secretary of State Katie Hobbs (who is now the Governor-elect — SUCK IT KKKARI LAKE), Republican Gov. Doug Ducey, Republican Attorney General Mark Brnovich, and Chief Justice Robert Brutinel, a Ducey appointee.

If Doug Douchey has signed off on you, you know you’re a big loser.

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And that’s why KKKari LaKKKe has effectively moved to Mar-a-Lago. Arizona is just Florida without any coastlines at this point, so it’s a lateral move.

It might be only a matter of days before Trump announces Kari as his running mate because if there’s anything Donald Trump knows how to do, it’s pissing everyone off by hanging out with the worst possible people to create a distraction from his many legal problems.

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And then when they don’t win, you can expect him to find a way to blame her.

Arizona’s brand-new Democratic Governor-Elect let it be known throughout the land that the WicKKKed Witch has been banished to the swamp full of alligators and cocaine that is Florida.

“Arizona had a successful election,” said Katie Hobbs. “But too often, throughout the process, powerful voices proliferated misinformation that threatened to disenfranchise voters.”

Twitter was enjoying some extra fresh schadenfreude at KKKari’s expense on Monday. Do enjoy a nice heaping serving, shall you?

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Tara Dublin is a woefully underappreciated and unrepresented writer currently shopping a super cool novel that has nothing to do with politics while also fighting fascism on the daily.

Follow her on Twitter @taradublinrocks.

Editor’s note: This is an opinion column that solely reflects the opinions of the author.

Tara Dublin

Tara Dublin is a woefully unrepresented writer who thinks more people would read her cool rock & roll love story inspired by Dave Grohl than any ghostwritten GOP crapbook, agents & publishers. Follow Tara on Twitter @taradublinrocks

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