Once upon a time, a talented young Black football player for the University of Georgia named Herschel Walker won the Heisman Trophy and subsequently went on to play professional football.
His athletic prowess gave him access to all kinds of spoils, as well as a mental illness he claims has healed, which has not, which has led to plenty of super embarrassing public revelations about his private life.
But the football player-turned-MAGA-GOP-Senate-Candidate Herschel Walker still walked the land after his football career ended to tell his ever-taller tales of graduating from UGA as its valedictorian when he didn’t graduate at all.
And yea verily did he also stand before rooms full of white Southerners suppressing their racism because he played football and he told unto them stories of working with law enforcement, helping veterans, and other acts of pure altruism while telling the likes of Howard Stern about beating his wives and fearing other men in the NFL showers because of the potential Gay.
Aside from spreading lies everywhere he went, Herschel Walker spread almost as much of his seed. The self-proclaimed “Stud Farm” has denied repeated accusations from multiple accusers who have either borne his children — whom he either does or doesn’t acknowledge, depending on the day.
But yet another one came forward on Tuesday and brought with her proof of their illicit relationship.
The woman, who is identified only as Jane Doe, held a press conference on Tuesday with the infamous Gloria Allred, which began with them playing the audio from the time they were having what Allred described as a “multi-year relationship” while Walker was married during his years in the NFL.
Walker is heard in the message, which was sent when he was participating in the 1992 Olympics, and I caution my Dear Reader to pause any food or drink before reading it or listening to it in the video below:
“This is your stud farm calling, you big sex puppy,” Walker said in the voice message.
Twitter certainly had plenty to add to this Neverending Story of terrible.
Will the GOP try to spin this for Senator Stud Farm or give up on this absolutely terrible candidate now that they’ve lost their Senate majority?
That’s what we call a cliffhanger, Dear Reader.
After Herschel Walker denied paying for the second woman’s abortion, and insisted that she go through with it, she came forward today to speak publicly for the first time. pic.twitter.com/1J8zNqibE4
— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) November 22, 2022
Curtis Dixon was @HerschelWalker’s high school football coach in Wrightsville.
Curtis Dixon is voting Warnock. pic.twitter.com/eAWllgxDRp
— Reverend Raphael Warnock (@ReverendWarnock) November 22, 2022
Unearthed 2012 clip of Herschel Walker at Fort Bragg: “I can guarantee you one thing. If I’ve not gone to the hospital, I would have killed my wife.” pic.twitter.com/oHykVviC9e
— PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes) November 16, 2022
Watch the press conference, below.
Tara Dublin is a woefully underappreciated and unrepresented writer currently shopping a super cool novel that has nothing to do with politics while also fighting fascism on the daily.
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Editor’s note: This is an opinion column that solely reflects the opinions of the author.