December 4, 2022

SHEER STUPIDITY: Trump fanatic threatens FBI agent at his front door

Trump fanatic threatens FBI agent at his front door

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When Donald Trump claimed “I love the poorly educated,” he didn’t really mean he loved them, because he doesn’t love anyone, not even himself, and he certainly doesn’t see them as people.

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Because Trump is a walking game of Three Card Monte in a cheap shiny Brioni suit, he only sees them as the easiest and most willfully obtuse marks of his entire criminal life.

He knows they’ll do anything for him, even try to kill Mike Pence for not going along with the January 6th plot, so disappearing some pesky fact-checkers would also probably fall under that same umbrella.

Or, in the (guitar) case of “semi-professional musician” Stephen “Jike” Williams, under his abs and his log-splitting ax.


Sorry, ladies…he’s married (to MAGA)!

The Daily Beast is reporting that Williams, an insurance salesman by trade who goes by “Jike” (which should be the name for the sound a dog makes when you accidentally step on it) when performing his songs about his log, allegedly threatened to execute fact-checkers for the ‘defamation and slander’ of Trump.

LOL, OK Trumper, but the truth you don’t like isn’t “slander” just because you don’t like it.

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When the FBI showed up at his door, Williams threatened the life of a female agent assigned to investigate, according to a criminal complaint first obtained by The Daily Beast.

After a visit from authorities, Williams reportedly posted a TikTok video titled, “f*ck the FBI.” So, again, the poorly educated are easily led to violence, which has only been a pattern throughout history, but no, why try to change anything?

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So ANYWAY, Jike is now charged with “threatening to murder a federal law enforcement officer and transmission of interstate threats,” The Daily Beast reported.

“The complaint against him, which was unsealed Friday in North Carolina federal court, says that Williams was incensed over, variously, the 2020 ‘stolen’ election, vaccine mandates, his TikTok account getting suspended, and liberals pushing ‘anti-Trump propaganda.'”

“I’m not playing with the f*cking FBI,” Williams allegedly said. “They’ve been put on f*cking notice, if you step back foot on my f*cking property, I ain’t gonna sit there and talk to you. I’m going to bust your fucking head open with fucking .308 [Winchesters], man. I’m going to kill every single one of you, stack you up in your cars, and drive you back to headquarters and finish the f*cking job… They are absolutely out of control. Stand up to ’em, fight ’em, shoot ’em on sight.”

Smart move, Jike. NOT.

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Poorly educated? Or just plain dumb as a post? You be the judge.

Read the full report here.

Tara Dublin is a woefully underappreciated and unrepresented writer currently shopping a super cool novel that has nothing to do with politics while also fighting fascism on the daily.

Follow her on Twitter @taradublinrocks.

Editor’s note: This is an opinion column that solely reflects the opinions of the author.

Tara Dublin

Tara Dublin is a woefully unrepresented writer who thinks more people would read her cool rock & roll love story inspired by Dave Grohl than any ghostwritten GOP crapbook, agents & publishers. Follow Tara on Twitter @taradublinrocks

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