December 3, 2022

SPLITSVILLE: Looks like this match made in MAGA hell is over–for now

SPLITSVILLE: Looks like this match made in MAGA hell is over--for now

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They said it was too gross to be true, and they were right. MAGA monster Rep. Marjorie Taylor Soon-to-Be-Not-Greene-Anymore isn’t just divorcing her husband amid even more cheating rumors (no, don’t think about who’d want to hook up with her, you’re probably eating or might want to eat again at some point), but she’s also apparently completely over her fellow awful subhuman and King of the Florida Dipshits, Rep. Matt “Captain Venmo” Gaetz.

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Remember when those two Qrazy kids hit the road in their own version of “Natural Born Killers” while not technically killing anyone or anything except the truth and maybe a few retinas thanks to photos like this:

Marjorie, who has three teenagers–two of them girls–presents quite the Qonundrum, because she constantly tweets about wanting to protect children (and pretends she’s going to get any legislation she’s written passed when she can’t spell anything) while literally traveling across various state lines with a male colleague who’s being investigated by the FBI for sex trafficking and raping teenage girls.

I can’t make it make sense, mainly because she’s never answered any of my questions about it.

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They’re never going to answer me, although Matt Gaetz thought it was fine to do a segment of his stupid “Firebrand” podcast about me last September after I dared write a truthful article about him.

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THE NERVE, I know!

Has anything ever happened to Matt Gaetz for using his official government Twitter account to encourage his followers to harass me?

Why, no, despite my TWO separate House Ethics complaints. Which is why I’m extra enjoying the obvious breakup between the two.

Matty Fivehead literally fired the first public laser shot I’ve seen between the two former bestial besties.

I’ve asked Marge what happened, but she’s never going to answer any of my questions because she’s terrified of the truth. I’m guessing it’s because Rapey McForehead doesn’t support Kevin McCarthy, plus there might be a rivalry for attention from the Orange McMenace.

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I don’t know, maybe she’ll answer you if you try.

Tara Dublin is a woefully underappreciated and unrepresented writer currently shopping a super cool novel that has nothing to do with politics while also fighting fascism on the daily.

Follow her on Twitter @taradublinrocks.

Editor’s note: This is an opinion column that solely reflects the opinions of the author.

Tara Dublin

Tara Dublin is a woefully unrepresented writer who thinks more people would read her cool rock & roll love story inspired by Dave Grohl than any ghostwritten GOP crapbook, agents & publishers. Follow Tara on Twitter @taradublinrocks

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