November 29, 2022

FERAL PRAT: This New Hampshire MAGAt candidate fell for furry fable

FERAL PRAT: This New Hampshire MAGAt candidate fell for furry fable

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Remember the game of Telephone when you were a kid? The first person whispers something into their neighbor’s ear, and it gets passed around the circle until it comes back to the first person. And it never sounds the exact same as when it went out because people don’t listen, so they share what they believe they heard.

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And that’s how we get MAGA spreading misinformation, in the most simple analogy I could make.

Man-Boobs McGee above is actually retired brigadier general (!!!) Don Bolduc, the Trump-backed MAGA candidate for Senate in New Hampshire.

Yes, this man served our country and ordered other people around. I need you to remember this as you read what he believes in. At least he’s retired. But still.

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Among the many problems with The Other Qrazy Don is that this guy Bolduc believes in the QAnon conspiracy theory that American children in public schools are “identifying as cats” and are demanding they be allowed to “use litterboxes” instead of the bathrooms.

Yes, that’s a thing the Qrazies believe instead of trying to understand what “transgender” means.

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Going back to the “Telephone” analogy: one MAGA pundit says something transphobic and hateful like, “If a boy says he identifies as a girl, what’s stopping a kid from saying they identify as a dog or a cat?” and BOOM, you have a rumor that becomes a talking point for real races for real government seats.

Yes, Don BolDICK also believes the Furry community uses litterboxes as well as kids at a private school in his state. How about that fear of the unknown mixed with the confusion of also being wildly turned on by it?

HI REPUBLICAN PARTY! I’ve wasted far too much mental energy wondering what our world would be like right now if Republicans were taught to healthily express their sexual feelings instead of repressing them.

Ya BURNT, BolDICK!

He won’t ever accept this truth, of course. Because like The Other Don, facts are irrelevant to this BolDICK when he can keep twisting himself into a pretzel of rumor-mongering repression (repretzel?)  that makes him feel safer about his strange sex feels while living in a scary world.

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Don Bolduc is shithouse Qrazy, and yet he and the Democratic nominee in the steadfastly Blue state of New Hampshire are deadlocked in the polls.

Since the state’s motto is “Live Free or Die,” we can only hope voters choose the former at the polls on Tuesday.

Tara Dublin is a woefully underappreciated and unrepresented writer currently shopping a super cool novel that has nothing to do with politics while also fighting fascism on the daily.

Follow her on Twitter @taradublinrocks.

Editor’s note: This is an opinion column that solely reflects the opinions of the author.

Tara Dublin

Tara Dublin is a woefully unrepresented writer who thinks more people would read her cool rock & roll love story inspired by Dave Grohl than any ghostwritten GOP crapbook, agents & publishers. Follow Tara on Twitter @taradublinrocks

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