November 27, 2022

OP-ED: A four month prison sentence for Steve Bannon is a travesty of justice

OP-ED: A four month prison sentence for Steve Bannon is a travesty of justice

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Shuffling seditious festering cold sore Steve Bannon was sentenced to a mere four months in prison for being in contempt of Congress because showing up to testify under oath before the January 6th House Select Committee would’ve gotten him a life sentence. But the slap on the wrist is akin to just another rip in the collar of yet another layered polo for Stevie Seven Shirts, who’ll appeal that ruling until he takes his last gasp of free air.

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Regular citizens ducking a subpoena from Congress would’ve faced far more severe consequences pretty much immediately, but Bannon’s protective coating of ectoplasm and privilege has so far left him legally unscathed. I guess it’s just hard to make anything stick to someone who’s constantly oozing and molting.

LOST: Steve Bannon's defense lawyer just admitted he's probably going to jail
It will haunt your nightmares

As Bannon bends the American judicial system, his allies (ew) have been rallying around him. Of course, it’s the usual clown car of the worst people, with subhuman clickbait Marjorie Taylor Greene putting her treason front and center as she openly campaigns to be Trump’s VP on his imaginary 2024 campaign.

You can’t run for office from prison, although there aren’t any rules for MAGA, so maybe they’ll figure out a way.

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Only he won’t, we all know. Sure, he’s been sentenced, but until I see that barely sentient gin blossom being perp-walked to prison, I won’t believe any justice has been actually served. Trump’s criming cronies will keep getting away with all of their crimes against the United States that no Democrat would be able to duck. I’m so over it all, and so is all of Blue Twitter.

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Warning: watching the clip below might induce a negative gastrointestinal response.

Tara Dublin is a woefully underappreciated and unrepresented writer currently shopping a super cool novel that has nothing to do with politics while also fighting fascism on the daily.

Follow her on Twitter @taradublinrocks.

Tara Dublin

Tara Dublin is a woefully unrepresented writer who thinks more people would read her cool rock & roll love story inspired by Dave Grohl than any ghostwritten GOP crapbook, agents & publishers. Follow Tara on Twitter @taradublinrocks

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