Donald Trump Jr., the president’s son, clearly fancies himself an “online personality.” While he ostensibly spends his days doing “business,” whatever that might be, the truth is America’s First Failson spends the majority of his time on Twitter, spreading racist propaganda and desperately hoping for that prized @realDonaldTrump retweet and the validation that accompanies it.
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But like his efforts at most things, Don Jr. is not “good” at online, and far too often ends up getting roasted for his sad attempts to dunk on Democrats or anyone currently on his father’s hate-list.
Like this morning, when he tried to make fun of the Democratic Party’s agenda and instead revealed that he doesn’t know what “SNL” stands for.
It’s almost like a funny version of an S&L skit. https://t.co/JSYVOyJZNk
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) January 31, 2019
The classic sketch comedy show Saturday Night Live does not have an “and” in its name anywhere. One would think that Trump Jr. was familiar with the show, considering how they’ve made mocking his father their primary selling point since he stepped into the political arena, but apparently not.
Of course, the even funnier thing is that the platform he’s trying to make fun of is actually very good and one that most Democrats support. Obviously, the remark about “killing babies” is a wildly overdramatic and exaggerated way to portray support for loosening the restrictions on late-term abortions, which are extremely rare and usually only done if the mother’s life is in danger.
But universal healthcare, abortion rights, high taxes on the rich, reasonable gun reform, and acknowledgment that the Republican Party supports white supremacy? Sign me up.
Social media quickly pounced on Don Jr. and let him have it:
have you been saying ‘s and l’ this whole time
— raandy (@randygdub) January 31, 2019
going to eat some of my favorite candy, MNMs
— Tom Tomorrow (@tomtomorrow) January 31, 2019
Honest mistake, buddy. I used to think it was Lauren Order! Perfectly understandable slip-up for a nine year old to make— wait you're HOW MANY YEARS OLD JESUS CHRIST YOU STUPID OILY-HEADED MOTHERFUCKER
— Charles Bramesco (@intothecrevasse) January 31, 2019
Do&ald Trump Jr is a moro&.
— Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen) January 31, 2019
My favorite S&L actor of all time is Adam S&ler.
— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) January 31, 2019
I didn't even know there was such a thing as a Savings and Loan skit.
— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) January 31, 2019
Your dad's goi&g to go away for treaso&
— Grand Moff Snarkin, Fix your hearts or die (@N7IRL) January 31, 2019