On the very day that Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) was sworn in, the right-wing unveiled their latest “smear attack” on her — and it predictably collapsed in humiliating fashion, only serving to further emphasize what a relatable and genuine person she is.
A Twitter account called “Anonymous Q” posted a video of Ocasio-Cortez from college that shows her on the roof of a building doing the “Breakfast Club” dance with a friend.
Here is America’s favorite commie know-it-all acting like the clueless nitwit she is…
…High School video of “Sandy” Ocasio-Cortezpic.twitter.com/s723Vga9zF
— AnonymousQ (@AnonymousQ1776) January 2, 2019
The post quickly took off as right-wingers seemingly obsessed with the young Democratic Socialist furiously sent it viral as they do with every new story about her that drops — but their creepy fixation with her teenage years indicates that perhaps it’s not her politics they’re obsessed with.
It’s quite a cute and endearing video of a young woman having fun, and it’s unclear why anyone would look at this and think that it’s somehow evidence that she’s not qualified to represent her district in Congress.
After all, considering the excruciatingly detailed description of what Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh was up to in college, she should be applauded for having her “leaked video” be something so wholesome instead of lurid tales of “boofing,” “devil’s triangles,” and committing sexual assaults after consuming enormous quantities of alcohol.
Twitter quickly pounced on AnonymousQ, brutally mocking them for scraping the bottom of the barrel for any possible thing to use against her — a clear sign of how “triggered” the right-wing is at a young, passionate, and determined woman with an agenda that directly challenges every heinous thing they believe in.
Here’s a collection of the best responses:
Some of the dirt the right wing has on Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez so far:
– She lived in a house
– She wears clothes
– She attended high school
– She danced with her friends in a video once pic.twitter.com/MVCmxB9BFf
— Wild Geerters (@classiclib3ral) January 3, 2019
"I take no joy in this work, but as a conservative commentator it is my duty to find and publicize any and all videos or images of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez looking happy and doing things young people do. Especially any bathing suit ones, if you know of any."
— David Roth (@david_j_roth) January 3, 2019
How dare Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez dance in college! Any responsible young person would’ve been out boofing in the Devil’s Triangle or pounding brewskis at Tobin’s house with PJ and Squi. DID SHE EVEN KEEP A CALENDAR? https://t.co/7LUHKsjzQG
— Adam Best (@adamcbest) January 3, 2019
Brett Kavanagh: here's my high school calendar where I wrote "don't do sex crimes" on my daily schedule for an entire year
Conservatives: that's normal
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: here's a video of me dancing with my friends in high school
Conservatives: what the fuck
— michael lutz (@WarrenIsDead) January 3, 2019
"YOU PEOPLE HAVE TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME" yells a man looking through Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's middle school report card for any incriminating information
— Alex Myrrh-esianu (@ahardtospell) January 3, 2019
Very excited for the next Gateway Pundit exclusive report revealing that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez never ONCE cried in a conference center bathroom after the bullies on the Security Council motioned to ban rolling backpacks from the Model UN. Can we really trust her to lead?
— stefan heck (@boring_as_heck) January 3, 2019
She must have done this after she won a prize at the Intel International Science and Engineering Fair. https://t.co/kONcNRgmHG
— Wendy Shang (@WendyShang) January 3, 2019
why was young alexandria ocasio-cortez dancing instead of systematically preventing black applicants from renting apartments
— Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) January 3, 2019
GOP pundit 1: how can we discredit Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
GOP pundit 2: I got it! let's post a video of her looking young and hot and super fun and vibrant
GOP pundit 1: brilliant
— Professional Nutritionist (@SortaBad) January 3, 2019
Republicans have discovered the one thing that can TRULY destroy Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: videos of her being fun and cool
— Ike Barinholtz (@ikebarinholtz) January 3, 2019
wow this is pretty fucked up….im hearing that a video was released showing that alexandria ocasio-cortez was "fun" and "cool" in high school….conservative commentator twimp durkim has been decapitated by his own spinning bow tie
— hp podcasts (@markpopham) January 3, 2019
Exactly by this age she should have been acquiring an alcohol dependency and committing her 3rd or 4th rape like a respectable congressman. Damn hippy Commies https://t.co/YexmUFkcb8
— Danie Durst (@daniecal) January 3, 2019