Stormy Daniels just revealed a graphic, hilarious description of Trump’s penis

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The wave of slut-shaming and smearing that the Trump White House has unleashed on adult film star Stormy Daniels in retaliation for her allegation that he had an extramarital sexual encounter with her has been utterly shameful but hardly surprising from a man who Daniels claims sent a man to threaten her into silence.

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Any way in which Daniels can get back at the president must be considered fair game and should be applauded. She’s taking on the most powerful man in the world with nothing more than her own courage and her commitment to the truth.

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Now, Stormy Daniel has launched her most humiliating attack on Trump since she previously revealed that his sexual performance was short and unremarkable. In her new book, which The Guardian received an advance copy of, Daniels gives a disturbing description of Trump’s genitalia.

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Daniels claims that Trump (who is 6′”3) has a penis which is “smaller than average” and yet “not freakishly small.” Of course, a revelation such as this about a man as infamously insecure as Trump is sure to enrage the president. “He knows he has an unusual penis. It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…” Daniels writes in her book Full Disclosure.

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“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting f*cked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a d*ck like the mushroom character in Mario Kart…” Daniels recalls.

Toad, the “mushroom character” described by Daniels can be seen below. For the sake of your own sanity, try not to imagine how such a shape looks attached the body of the president.

“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion,” Daniels added.

Under normal circumstances, the size and shape of the president’s penis would not be a matter of concern for the American people but Trump himself has so thoroughly degraded the office that such a consideration is now simply part of the new normal. Trump dragged us collectively into the gutter, he doesn’t get to cry foul now that he himself is facing the kind of embarrassment he has routinely heaped on his opponents.

Natalie Dickinson

Natalie is a staff writer for the Washington Press. She graduated from Oberlin College in 2010 and has been freelance blogging and writing for progressive outlets ever since.

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