President Trump’s criminal defense lawyer Rudy Giuliani just got caught having a very public extramarital affair with an ex-Marine’s wife, which explains both his sudden divorce and his bizarre trip to a Fort Lauderdale court to defend a minor insurance fraud charge last month.
But nothing can explain Rudy Giuliani’s relentless appetite for making hypocritical statements about sex or humiliating his family in the most public ways to finish off his second and now, his third marriage.
Rudy Giuliani gave a press conference last week slandering the President’s former mistress Stormy Daniels because she is a porn star, and saying he “doesn’t even really look at porn.” Apparently, Rudy doesn’t look at porn, because he prefers to cheat on his wife and make sure that the media broadcast it to the whole world.
Giuliani’s wife filed for divorce right after he toured tiny 25-bed Cottage Hospital in Woodsville, New Hampshire with full TV and print news coverage and a laughable cover story, only to abscond to a romantic resort with a lovely view of the – we stress cannot make this up – Presidential Mountain Range. Page Six reports:
Giuliani, 74, and Maria Rosa Ryan, 53, who is married to an ex-Marine, were spotted together at the Mountain View Grand Resort and Spa in Whitefield, New Hampshire resort hotel’s posh Summit Suite in late March — a week before his wife of 15 years, Judith Nathan, filed for divorce, sources said.
A week later, on April 4, Nathan, 63, pulled the plug on her marriage to Giuliani, court records show.
Rudy Giuliani made sure that the local ABC TV station interviewed both he and his mistress to deliver his cover story that he was in New Hampshire to learn about cybersecurity from the tiny hospital. Incidentally, Guiliani’s only official role in the Trump Administration is as a White House Cybersecurity advisor!
His mistress, Dr. Maria Ryan explained how only the small town hospital’s IT department could satisfy Giuliani’s thirst for, um, cybersecurity to WMUR9’s ABC News team:
“Thankfully, because of our very strong IT department, nobody’s been able to penetrate us, but it’s been a real struggle every day.”
The happy couple spent the weekend dining with friends and had a private screening of The Godfather and The Godfather, Part II.
Apparently, Giuliani was previously unaware of Godfather Vito Corleone’s dictum that, “A man who doesn’t spend time with his family can never be a real man.”
Rudy’s affair with the New Hampshire doctor also explains his mysterious visit to defend a mysterious Florida woman in a Fort Lauderdale courtroom, only days after beginning his unhinged legal defense of Donald Trump.
As Page 6 reports, Giuliani lied to the media about Dr. Ryan’s daughter, Vanessa, but gave a condescending remark about her father’s plight while he stole the former serviceman’s wife:
Giuliani told the Daily Mail that 32-year-old Vanessa, who was convicted of careless driving in 2016, according to court records, was his personal assistant.
Her mother is “a doctor I’ve known for years,” Giuliani said.
He added, “Her dad was a great Marine, this is the least I can do.”
Just a little over fifteen years ago, Rudy Giuliani was the most famous mayor in America with a sterling reputation for taking down the mob in his first career as a federal prosecutor.
But the strains of Giuliani’s external successes had actually appeared before 9/11 transformed him from a lame duck New York Mayor into a national celebrity when he announced a divorce with his second wife at a hastily held press conference in a bar and grill, which he did before he told her about the filing, and the affair with the woman who is divorcing him now.
Now, Rudy’s insane personal life and hypocrisy tour have capped a stunning fall from Gracie Mansion in this most ironic extramarital affair, taking place in public while he is busy defending a criminally entangled presidential client from Trump’s own cheating and subsequent hush money payoff.
A court will decide how much of Giuliani’s estimated $30 million fortune he will lose to his third wife.
After Giuliani spent the last week on a ridiculous moral crusade about porn, it’s entirely appropriate that what we hope and pray this is one of the last public chapters of Rudy’s surreal personal story.
Here are the photos that caught Rudy Giuliani skipping out on President Trump to defend his mistress’ daughter in Florida:
I was in line in court when this guy jumped to the front.