Chrissy Teigen is incredibly good at the internet. Her rapport with her husband, John Legend, is adorable, but it’s her sardonic wit and political commentary that has really placed the model into the influencer hall of fame.
Today’s tweet provided us all with the perfect amount of stomach-cramping hysterics to kick off the weekend.
Teigen must have been scrolling through the deep recesses of the internet to come across this image of Info Wars’ Alex Jones, the race-baiting shock-jock opportunist who has been around longer than anyone cares to count.
Jones has recently taken to selling dietary supplements to boost his income after the likes of Facebook and Twitter started cramping down on fake news, of which he is a constant purveyor. He posted a before and after picture to try and show the positive effects of his side venture, and Teigen couldn’t resist calling him out:
45 days after what? Moving to fucking Mercury? pic.twitter.com/dTVXMztf48
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) May 11, 2018
The before and after images look… well, almost identical, save that Jones switches from denim to slacks, adds a belt, and adds what only Donald Trump could consider a “tan.”
“45 days after what?” she inquires. “Moving to f**king Mercury?”
If only he would move to another planet; maybe his radio segments would make sense to something out there.