Self-care has become more important than ever in Trump’s American dystopia, and legendary funnyman Jim Carrey has been gracious enough to share his own journey through art therapy with a tense American public.
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This morning, Carrey, who premiered a six-minute short titled I Needed Color in 2017 explaining his desire to reveal the painter within, released his latest portrait on his Twitter account this morning.
Carrey took on the developing saga surrounding Trump and his former doctor who allowed Trump to dictate his own clean bill of health in 2015:
Hippocratic oaf ;^P pic.twitter.com/sbCsnTkdVH
— Jim Carrey (@JimCarrey) May 2, 2018
The work depicts the eccentric doctor clacking away on a computer keyboard, while a bloated, presumably naked Trump dictates, “Lab tests astonishingly excellent. Stamina extraordinary. Urine sample delicious. Best I’ve ever tasted.”
The piece is brilliantly and simply titled “Hippocratic Oaf.”
Carrey has yet to disappoint with his astonishing marker depictions of Trump’s disastrous presidency since he began endeavor last November.
His first masterpiece tweeted out to his 17.9 million Twitter followers depicts a smug-faced Vladimir Putin receiving a kiss on the rear-end from our shameless Traitor-in-Chief with the apt caption, “They bailed him out, set him up and made him their stooge. With Trump in the WH, Putin may win the 3rd World War without firing a shot. #PuckerUpPOTUS.”
— Jim Carrey (@JimCarrey) November 12, 2017
A few weeks later on November 29, he took to the canvas again, this time taking on sentient snapping turtle Mitch McConnell as he prepared to strip America’s most vulnerable from their safety net in the form of gross tax-cuts for the wealthy (a group to which, may we remind you, Carrey himself belongs):
— Jim Carrey (@JimCarrey) November 29, 2017
Trump’s self-congratulatory State of the Union address likely inspired this nightmare-inducing number:
— Jim Carrey (@JimCarrey) January 31, 2018
Jellyfish-who-learned-how-to-walk-on-land Paul Ryan got the Carrey treatment as well after he attempted to extol the virtues of his party’s tax scam by celebrating the $1.50 weekly raise one secretary expected to receive:
Tone deaf Paul Ryan brags that his tax bill is going to make low income voters an extra $1.50 a week! That’s almost enough for a box of Band-Aids. Who needs healthcare? WAKE UP REPUBLICAN BASE! You are parked on the tracks, cheering for the train that’s about to run you down. ;^P pic.twitter.com/Xh0dAiSGtC
— Jim Carrey (@JimCarrey) February 5, 2018
Just days after the heinous massacre at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, FL left 14 students and 3 faculty members dead after the gunman legally purchased an AR-15, Carrey skewered Trump for taking a golf trip just miles from the funerals of the victims instead of attempting even the tiniest bit of empathy:
It’s President's Day and Chief Little Hands has been busy tweeting from his golf resort, a chip shot away from the latest bloody school shooting. He was hoping to play a few holes while grieving families are busy digging them. I support @cameron_kasky #neveragain pic.twitter.com/ndJcrk3Sw5
— Jim Carrey (@JimCarrey) February 19, 2018
This time, the NRA messed with the wrong group of survivors, as the MSD students have rallied against the domestic terrorist organization and successfully managed to get CNN to host a town hall with none other than Florida Senator Marco Rubio. In spite of well-articulated arguments presented by the survivors, Rubio would not deny that he intends to continue taking kickbacks from the NRA, so Carrey depicted the nefarious republican covered in the blood of his teenage constituents:
Rubio‘s agenda is clear. Keep taking millions from the NRA and wash the blood of innocent children off his hands. Apparently $3.3 million is the price of this politician’s soul. pic.twitter.com/wom4IrTfsj
— Jim Carrey (@JimCarrey) February 24, 2018
Sarah Huckabee Sanders got the Carrey treatment, too, where he labeled her a “so-called Christian” and called her out for brazenly lying in defense of Trump:
This is the portrait of a so-called Christian whose only purpose in life is to lie for the wicked. Monstrous! pic.twitter.com/MeYLTy1pqb
— Jim Carrey (@JimCarrey) March 17, 2018
Carrey received similar criticism to that of the hysterical Michelle Wolf, whose White House Correspondent’s Dinner roast drew criticism for her supposedly attacking Sanders’ looks. In reality, neither Carrey nor Wolf make any mention of the liar’s looks, but rather comment on her penchant for spinning tall tales in defense of ravenous monster.