Melania’s confidants just revealed she wants to escape from Trump with her son

It looks like the majority of Americans finally have something in common with Melania Trump; according to a report in US Weekly, the First Lady is desperate to grab Barron and run as fast and far from Donald Trump as she can.

The article cites only an “insider,” who claims that the president’s third marriage has been on the rocks since reports of his affairs with Stephanie Clifford (a.k.a. Stormy Daniels) and Karen McDougal made headlines earlier this year.

Last weekend, Trump chose to physically distance himself from the March for Our Lives rally happening in D.C. and all around the country. Unsurprisingly, he ventured down to Mar-a-Lago with family in tow to escape public humiliation.

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When he finally returned to D.C., the orange philanderer was alone. A spokesperson for Melania claimed she stayed behind because she “is focused on being a mom and is quite enjoying spring break at Mar-a-Lago while working on future projects.”

According to the US Weekly source, that’s simply not the case.

The source confessed Mrs. Trump is aghast that “all eyes are on her relationship with her husband.” They added, “It’s not an easy time for her,” referring to the fallout from the 60 Minutes interviews with McDougal and Clifford which aired last Thursday and Sunday, respectively.

A second source took it a step further when they confided, “she is very, very unhappy with her life.”  They twisted the knife when they admitted that “If she could, she would get away from Donald and just be with her son.”

We’re certainly with you on that one, Melania; we’d love to run away from your husband, too.

Salvatore Nicholas

Salvatore is a producer, political writer, comedian and LGBTQ activist (in no particular order). He resides in Los Angeles with his two cats and encyclopedic knowledge of Britney's discography.