Lindsey Graham just launched a brilliant scheme to trick Trump into supporting the DREAMERs


The negotiations to secure protection for the DREAMERS, the 800,000 or so undocumented people who arrived in the United States as children are on hiatus until the Senate returns from yet another recess – but that hasn’t stopped Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) from going on a public relations offensive to somehow convince the president to override the xenophobic machinations of Chief of Staff John Kelly and professional racist Steven Miller.

This afternoon, Lindsey Graham’s official Twitter account fired off two mysterious tweets that caused a great deal of consternation to those who didn’t immediately recognize it for what it is:

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During these negotiations, the President has made his position very clear – he doesn’t actually care what the results are, just so long as he ends up looking good. He literally said so:

Now, it’s a tried and true fact that if you want Donald Trump on board with anything, putting his name on it is a surefire way to get him interested. Given that we know his transfat clogged temporal lobes change its opinion based on the last person who talks to him, this might actually be a brilliant way to get Trump emotionally invested in protecting the DREAMERs from the cruel clutches of ICE.



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Natalie Dickinson

Natalie is a staff writer for the Washington Press. She graduated from Oberlin College in 2010 and has been freelance blogging and writing for progressive outlets ever since.