Trump’s porn star mistress just rubbed their affair in his face with humiliating public announcement

No matter how much he might want it to, his porn star mistress scandal isn’t going anywhere – thanks to Stephanie “Stormy Daniels” Clifford herself.

Today, new revelations from the In Touch magazine interview hit the internet. Daniels expressed regret for helping Trump cheat on his wife Melania, who had recently had a child when they had their affair.

“Now that I have a baby that’s the same age that his was at the time, I’m like, Wow, what a dick…Karma will always bite you in the ass.”

Daniels appears intent on making sure that karma does, in fact, bite Trump in the ass by rubbing their affair and the sensational media coverage of it in his face.

She has announced a “Make America Horny Again” tour of strip clubs across America, beginning in Greenville, South Carolina – and is not being subtle with her promotional materials:

Add your name to millions demanding Congress take action on the President’s crimes. IMPEACH TRUMP & PENCE!

The media has been abuzz with the recent revelation that Trump created an LLC company in Delaware to funnel $130,000 in hush money to Daniels in order to silence her from speaking out about their 2006 affair.

Far from being just a one-off tryst as we once thought, it now appears that Donald Trump held a lengthy affair with the adult star before later ascending to the Presidency as the nominee of the so-called “family values” party, whose platform declared pornography a “public health crisis.

But unbeknownst to him, In Touch magazine conducted an interview with Daniels in 2011 that contained a swathe of embarrassing and bizarre details about the man who would become president, such as his fondness for being spanked with a FORBES magazine, his comparison of her to his daughter Ivanka, and his distaste for sharks.

One can’t blame Daniels for wanting to take advantage of her newfound publicity – and the humiliation to the President is delicious indeed.

Natalie Dickinson

Natalie is a staff writer for the Washington Press. She graduated from Oberlin College in 2010 and has been freelance blogging and writing for progressive outlets ever since.