In a stunning turn of events, it turns out far-right ideologue, former Trump campaign adviser and disgraced White House chief strategist Stephen K. Bannon is out at the fascist hate-rag known as Breitbart News.
Bannon’s overconfident interviews with Michael Wolff came back to backfire in a big way. He told the author that “greasy” Jared Kushner’s money laundering activities were going to bring the entire administration down and that Trump’s son, Donald Trump Jr., had engaged in “treason” when he met with Russian lawyer Nataliya Veselnitskaya.
His comments prompted a swift backlash from the White House and from their billionaire taskmasters, who have inevitably decided to side with the demented, sallow-skinned racist in the Oval Office instead of the demented, sallow-skinned racist with a racist magazine.
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His swift and very public demise was met with cheers on Twitter, whose users were quick to dance on the grave of Bannon’s political career and to pour salt in the wound of the despised propagandist.
Here’s a collection of the best responses:
Bannon “manipulated” himself out of two jobs pic.twitter.com/Ocoe4UaTdO
— jordan (@JordanUhl) January 9, 2018
That VF piece about how Bannon is such a brain genius he should just run for president himself was like 3 weeks ago LMAO
— The Northrop Grumman Remembers (@PraxisKenzie) January 9, 2018
thrown out of the racism factory with nothing but the six shirts on his back
— Colin Taylor (@ColsBols) January 9, 2018
Steve Bannon is leaving Breitbart to spend more time *looks at notes* trying to suck his own cock.
— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) January 9, 2018
Steve Bannon looks like the corpse of Grimace if he drowned at sea
— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) January 9, 2018
[reads the latest news and begins formulating a joke about it for twitter]
[higher math equations swirl around my head like a scene from a beautiful mind. hours pass. my heart smiles. it’s all so clear to me now]advertisement
Steve Bannon's new schedule:
9am: Executive time
10am: Executive time
11am: Executive time
12pm: Executive time
1pm: Yell at a random black kid who walks by
1:05pm: Executive time
2pm: Executive time
3pm: Executive time
4pm: Executive time
5pm: Executive time
6pm: Executive time
— Ian Millhiser (@imillhiser) January 9, 2018
Who gets custody of the Nazis https://t.co/I1VWMVRfmZ
— Molly Knight (@molly_knight) January 9, 2018
Anybody done this
— logo, snake combatant dad (@logophobe) January 9, 2018
"I'm sorry Steve. But the big boss said it's either him or you. And we can't drop him."
"So now I'm–"
"A total cuck"
"Total. Cuck to the core."
A single tear slid down Steve's face, streaking the pockmarks on his chin, resting between his two layers of shirts
— Oliver Willis (@owillis) January 9, 2018
Exclusive clip of Steve Bannon packed up to leave the Breitbart embassy. pic.twitter.com/QyPfFlO40z
— Adam Smith (@asmith83) January 9, 2018
Looks like Breitbart is
— Christopher Ingraham (@_cingraham) January 9, 2018