Last night, President Trump and his family celebrated the New Year at his lavish Florida mansion at Mar-a-Lago, surrounded by his fawning sycophants and whichever dentists from Boca Raton are willing to be seen in public with the widely despised mogul.
The pictures from the celebration, which reeked of ostentatious excess, have been causing a stir on social media thanks to the bizarre expressions on the faces of the Trump family.
The pompous idiocy of Donald Trump, the robotic and unfeeling gaze of Melania Trump, and the silent misery of Barron Trump were all put on obvious display last night – and the denizens of Twitter, as they are wont to do, had a field day roasting them for it.
Here’s some of the best responses.
weird that they used a photo from the inauguration instead of one of last night's many touching pictures pic.twitter.com/oPnXTtFOE1
— Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) January 1, 2018
Doll Hands looks like an even fatter Monopoly Man or a robber Barron from the 1890’s pic.twitter.com/Mv84R79T4b
— yes, i have no bananas (@jerweber) January 1, 2018
— mad red and nude year (@dagotron) January 1, 2018
Louise Linton models the latest from the Swiffer Duster Collection while Steve Mnuchin dazzles in a vintage Country Club Waiter ensemble. pic.twitter.com/5EpDBhKe2D
— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) January 1, 2018
When he’s out with his wife, Steve Mnuchin always looks like he won a season of the Bachelorette where the contestant pool was comprised exclusively of tax attorneys. https://t.co/HRLZpdaG5M
— Maggie Serota (@maggieserota) January 1, 2018
Beautiful moment at Mar-A-Lago as Donald and Melania duet on The Human League's "Don't You Want Me" at midnight. pic.twitter.com/OAplo6oCoy
— David Roth (@david_j_roth) January 1, 2018
every night Trump and Melania get naked and shake each other's hands, then go to opposite wings of wherever they're staying. thats marriage goals
— INTJ_Bottoms_Out.DivX (@ByYourLogic) January 1, 2018
when I am haveing a enjoyable evening with my large adult son pic.twitter.com/14uIiFmtkc
— KT NELSON (@KrangTNelson) January 1, 2018
MELANIA WHO IS THIS CHILD THAT KEEPS FOLLOWING ME AROUND pic.twitter.com/wrfeQRxAhG
— (((Jeff Tiedrich))) (@jefftiedrich) January 1, 2018
*adjusts catty gay man hat*
Melania, honey, that dress is hideous. It looks like you stole the drapes from a tacky 70s apartment. And that is the worst case of uniboob I've ever seen. Donny? Lose some fucking weight, you're starting to attract satellites.
— Peter "I am a banned word now" Delacroix (@DocPeteyJ) January 1, 2018
— josh (@liftrss) January 1, 2018
— Vic Berger IV (@VicBergerIV) January 1, 2018