We finally have an answer to the age-old question “what do you get for the man who has everything, but still wants more?”
A bomb squad and Secret Service detachment was dispatched to Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin’s home in Bel-Air, Los Angeles, last night after a neighbor received a “suspicious package” addressed to the despised plutocrat.
Along with a Christmas card, the package was discovered to contain a present more than fitting for the man who has spent the past year cheerfully lying to the public about the Trump administration’s naked efforts to loot our nation of every dollar that isn’t nailed down.
The card did not contain a threat, but included a “negative reference” to the Trump administration’s $1.5 trillion tax “reform” bill that is really an enormous transfer of wealth from the nation’s middle class to the very richest Americans and an all-out declaration of class war by the oligarchy against the rest of us.
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Law enforcement were not amused to discover a literal metaphor for Steve Mnuchin’s tenure as Treasury Secretary in the package.
There are few people who deserve to receive a box of horse manure for Christmas than Steve Mnuchin, who made his fortune foreclosing on homes during the Great Recession – once taking a 90-year old woman’s home over a 27 cent error – and infamously locked one homeowner out of their house during a blizzard.
Simply put, he is known for the kind of psychotic cruelty by an enormously wealthy man that prompts one to reconsider the utility of now-defunct medieval punishment devices like the pillory for use in a modern hellworld that constantly fails to dispense appropriate discipline to the rich and pasty white men responsible for untold amounts of human suffering.
Horse manure is far too generous a present for a man like Steve.