Melania Trump took over the Christmas spirit duties that her husband completely abdicated today, tweeting out this telling photo showing the first couple having “fun” tracking down a bearded foreigner surreptitiously entering unaware Americans’ homes while they sleep.
With the two facing away from each other and speaking into their secure land-lines to better access the intelligence agencies’ tracking data presumably, the fun was practically palpable.
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The denizens of the internet took a break from their holiday wrapping to react appropriately:
Your body language in this photo shows us everything we need to know.
— Karolina (@karolina_p) December 24, 2017
I wonder if you'll go to jail too, or just your husband
— Mark Childress (@markchildress) December 24, 2017
You are both skeevy grifters and criminals. I wish you a merry impeachment, ASAP.
— Kevin T. Keith (@KTKeith) December 24, 2017
lol imagine if your entire presidency was predicated on Christmas and this is what your Christmas looked like pic.twitter.com/oVSmZCY8v5
— Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen) December 25, 2017
He looks as miserable as he proves in his tweets.
— Kori Olsen (@KoriOlsen1) December 24, 2017
You seem to have misplaced aforementioned children. Oops!
— Luke Royes (@lukeroyes) December 25, 2017
…except those guys over at the @FBI, right? Go away, hypocrites. Make America Great Again and just go away.
— Peter Cassizzi (@Cassizzi) December 24, 2017
"@POTUS and I had fun helping children track #Santa tonight." Do you understand how wrong this photo and your comment is? NINE MILLION children and their families waiting for full #Chip coverage. BTW, nice pic of two people who despise each other.
— Viki_in_Florida (@Viki_in_Florida) December 25, 2017
"Help" is the last thing you selfish people do for ANY CHILD IN THIS COUNTRY.
— Lady (@LadyModBlog) December 25, 2017
Nothing like a perfect tweet to kick off Christmas eve.
If that bearded foreigner shows up your house, he’s probably hungry after a long journey. Make sure to leave some milk and cookies for him to snack on, and I’ll bet he’ll be kind enough to leave you a gift in gratitude. We hear that he appreciates those Americans who open their arms to strangers and treat them with kindness and love, just like the man whose birthday the holiday tomorrow celebrates.